In 2006, you bought 1000 Bitcoins out of boredom while browsing the internet for the first time. In 2010, you invested in a small business owner named Lei Jun. In 2014, you bought 100 Titan stickers while playing CS:GO. In 2019, you took over a loss-making mask factory. In 2022, you bought Nvidia stock. In 2024, you stockpiled 100 64GB DDR5 5600MHz RAM sticks. In 2026, on March 22nd, you unintentionally gave me 50 yuan… (Sent too fast, 09BTC! Holy crap!)