Holy crap, I'm only 28, but I feel like I'm 38 or 48! I'm a very positive and optimistic person, okay?

Short Ethereum, this garbage, your last chance to escape.

I'm already 28 this year. If I'm still not married by 35, I'll go to the hospital and have a child using donated sperm, then raise him/her alone for the rest of my life. A person can live without a husband, but still needs children, otherwise they'll be very lonely in old age. I hope I can find a partner before I turn 35.

Lately, I haven't had enough money to close deals, so my life has become more structured. I go out for dinner after work and go to bed at 11 pm. My work efficiency has also improved; the workshop foreman and line leader even praised me for being quick. Before, when I had contracts, I would constantly check to see if I was making money. If I was stuck with losses, I wouldn't sleep a wink all night; I was constantly anxious. When I lost money, I felt like cursing, smashing things, and throwing my phone.

Another scandal has surfaced in our village. A guy born in the 2000s worked for two months, earning over 6,000 yuan a month. Then he went to Douyin (TikTok) to find a prostitute, paying her a day with food, lodging, and entertainment, and then going to a hotel for the night. He spent over 4,000 yuan in total. Turns out, the woman had undergone extensive plastic surgery—her buttocks were fake, her breasts were fake, and she felt weird to the touch. Damn, he wasted his money! It's hilarious!

Today is another good day to short Ethereum. The crypto market is doomed; a major crash is imminent.

Ethereum can now be shorted; a major crash is expected tonight.

Bitcoin is doomed, let's short it today, it's about to crash.

Let's go long on Bitcoin today; it's been quite strong these past couple of days, consistently rising.

Everyone's been posting this picture lately, is there a story behind it? I want to know what's going on.