Short Ethereum; it's surged so much in the last two days, it's about to crash.

ZEC is surging lately, rising every day! Everyone should go long on this coin, it'll keep going up!

It's time to short SOL. All other coins are rising, but it's falling, which means it's failing.

My best friend recently got pregnant, but we don't know if it's a girl or a boy. She wants a son. Is there any way to find out in advance?

RTS has risen a lot today, now is a good time to short it.

Is Bitcoin crazy? It dropped over 1000 points the moment I went long. Is this some kind of insane thing?

If you can't beat them, join them! Everyone should go long on Bitcoin. I just got liquidated for shorting Ethereum. The bull market is back!

Someone said they keep getting liquidated while trading futures. Sigh, just as unlucky as me! Those of you who make money every day, how do you do it? Teach me!

Sigh, luckily I only have 38U left, enough for one last order. I won't open another one today, I'll wait until my luck improves tomorrow.

Damn it, my account got wiped out. Ugh, I finally made one right trade yesterday, and now I've lost it all back.