Activist: "Beef production uses an astonishing amount of water; thousands of liters of water are needed per kilogram of beef."
Farmer: "That's rainwater."
Activist: "What?"
Farmer: "That figure includes all the rainwater that falls on the pastures. The cattle drink at the creek. It rains whether there are cattle on the pasture or not."
Activist: "It's still a water consumption problem."
Farmer: "Should I stop the rain from falling on my fields?"
Activist: "Why not plant crops? It's more efficient."
Farmer: "This is a 35-degree slope on a Welsh hill. Show me how the crops are growing."
Activist: "Technology..."
Farmer: "To make tractors climb hills?"
Activist: "There must be a solution."
Farmer: "Yes, it's called a cow."
Activist: 😵💫😵💫🤐