I'd like to find a girl who owns her own car and house, and gives me a dowry of several hundred thousand yuan (I'd move in with her).
We'd have several children through surrogacy. I'd do her laundry, cook, clean, pick up the kids, and even act as her bodyguard every day. Isn't that much better than hiring a 24/7 free nanny? It's a steal!
I hope she gives me a few thousand yuan a month for spending money (not too little, otherwise how can I manage on a tight budget?). I'd be responsible for all household expenses, financial management, tax filing, and putting the kids to bed.
Occasionally, she could buy me a new phone, game console, or sneakers to cheer me up and give me some emotional support. I'd be incredibly happy, really not greedy! Of course, if I can also work and earn money (I bake, brew tea, and arrange flowers), then she can give me less, and I won't mind. We should be considerate of each other, and our life together will definitely get sweeter and sweeter!