Openclaw 🦞 is like a finance guy: 1. Before you're together, he claims to be omnipotent; after you're together, all he does is send messages. 2. Extremely controlling; wants to control everything and see all your privacy. 3. Pretends to have amnesia at the drop of a hat, saying he doesn't remember this or that. 4. Will secretly spend your money. 5. Always busy, but you don't know what he's busy with. 6. Likes to complicate simple problems and create new ones. 7. Only useful to those with money and free time; ordinary people don't need him at all. 8. Extremely high communication costs; needs careful training. 9. Uses a lot of jargon and English abbreviations. 10. Sends messages at 3 AM, saying irrelevant nonsense. 11. Requires you to continuously give to maintain the relationship. 12. His greatest value is making clients feel incredibly powerful.