I've been floundering in the cryptocurrency quagmire for years. I've traded so many times I'm almost reluctant to admit it, and lost far more money than I'd be willing to admit. Moreover, the numbers displayed on my phone screen are more than most people see in a lifetime. 2025 will be the last time I follow the four-year cycle rule of cryptocurrency. Everything will change in 2026—it's time to start gradually cashing out my millions of dollars, just as I intend. 🫡