> Become Copycat Data Inc. > Check out this data provider that offers cool liquidation data > Looks complicated > Whatever, we'll just eyeball it > Find three interns and give them each a calculator and a Magic 8-ball > Their answers are completely different > genius_idea.gif > "We're not wrong, we offer optionality" > Call them Model 1, Model 2, and Model 3 > Release the product and feel like a big-headed Chad > Push alert: "🚨🚨🚨 Beware of that 12.15 million liquidation leverage on that check! 🚨🚨" > User sends us a private message > "What does this mean? 12.15 million x lev? Does MEXC offer that?" > uhhhhhhhh.exe > "How should I trade this?" > sweat.jpg > Tell him "...maybe check out our... Model 3" > User: "Why three models? You definitely know which one is best?" > He actually used logic against us. > Our entire company is just three random number generators in trench coats. > Told him it was a "proprietary diversification strategy." > He was liquidated. > Another satisfied customer. > we_have_data_at_home.jpg Summary: Anyone can make sushi, but there's only one Jiro Ono.