Uncle Trump and Japan have reached a deal, no wonder the pie is flying again. We just completed a massive deal with Japan, possibly the largest deal ever. Under my direction, Japan will invest $550 billion in the United States, and the United States will receive 90% of the profits. This deal will create hundreds of thousands of jobs - there has never been anything like it. Perhaps most importantly, Japan will open its country to trade, including cars and trucks, rice and certain other agricultural products, among other things. Japan will pay a reciprocal tariff of 15% to the United States. This is a very exciting time for the United States of America, especially as we continue to have a great relationship with Japan. Thank you for your attention to this matter!