Today, let’s talk about [risk hedging] with the story of a financial scumbag There was a scumbag in the cryptocurrency circle who dated eight men at the same time, from handsome guys to rich second-generations to domineering CEOs, trying them all out, this is called [venture capital] Later, she was dishonest, with a legitimate boyfriend, a fitness coach, and a buddy in the circle, and a bunch of male besties hanging around. After breaking up, she immediately found the next one, this is called [risk hedging], you always have to have a backup I saw a bag worth 20,000 yuan, but I didn’t have enough money, so I sent a message to my male bestie: "Brother, sponsor 500 yuan, and I will send you cool photos every day in the future." The bag was in hand, this is called [private placement] I wanted to open a milk tea shop, but I only had 10,000 yuan, so I fooled four backups: "Dear, lend me 10,000 yuan, give you a lifetime membership, and kiss you again." I collected 50,000 yuan to open a shop, this is called [leverage] I went to the movies with this one on Monday, played basketball with that one on Tuesday, and had dinner with another one on Wednesday. As a result, one day, three men bumped into her milk tea shop and started fighting. This is called [thunderstorm] These men broke up, and she found a new one. This is called [angel round] As a result, an X infectious disease was found, and her ex-boyfriend, current boyfriend, and ambiguous object were all infected. This is called [systemic financial risk] She wanted to get rid of one of them, but the man pestered her and said, "Okay, I will disappear completely within two years if I pass the civil service exam. If I fail, we will talk about it later." This is called [betting agreement] Later, she took a socialite course , got a degree from a prestigious university, found a job in a private enterprise, won a trophy in a cooking competition, maxed out her friend circle, and successfully hooked up with her first rich second-generation boyfriend. This is called [IPO listing] Later, I found out that my boyfriend's brother was richer, so I immediately dumped him and got together with his brother. This is called [horizontal merger] After playing for a few years, I was 30 years old and decisively dumped the little milk dog around me and turned to chase the rich uncle. This is called [portfolio optimization] Have you memorized these 11 financial knowledge points? 🤓