Every time news breaks that Binance is testing a Chinese-language spot trading platform, the market gets excited, then news of Binance Life's spot listing pops up, causing another surge, followed by a drop. This has happened several times already. Today I saw someone make a chart about this, it's hilarious! $Binance Life {future}(Binance Life USDT)

Apparently, a foreign KOL was caught by Abu Dhabi police having sex in a public area (on a balcony) at the Solana Breakpoint after-party. It's almost certainly because they were reported. Foreigners are really something else! Compared to them, those couples in our country who were publicly kissing don't seem so impressive anymore. 😂😂😂 But if there had been other customers around at the BG event, they probably would have been caught by the police too. Luckily, they had the whole place to themselves. It's important to respect local customs and laws when abroad.

🌿 Australia isn't safe anymore either. Just now, there was an attack targeting Jews at Bondi Beach in Sydney. Two gunmen killed 10 people, just waiting for them to hold an event. Honestly, don't jump on the Jew bandwagon too much. Global hatred towards Jews is escalating significantly, and there are more people on social media who understand and miss the Mustache. I didn't really feel anything before because I was far away from Jews, but Pumpfun gave me a close-up experience... hmmm 😂

This is probably the first altcoin to experience a wild price swing after Binance announced a crackdown on malicious manipulation of futures contracts, right? Many traders who bought Binance futures shells are probably waiting to see how $FOLKS fares, observing the extent of the regulatory oversight. A 10x surge overnight might be excessive, but what about a 3x rise followed by a 50% drop in a day? No volatility gets you criticized, and high volatility gets you criticized too. Do you really think being a referee is easy? 🤣

CZ is so handsome! How come the waiter on the far right is in the frame too? 😂😂😂

Woke up early and saw it's almost 3x, time to cut my losses and keep going. Even Trump's eldest son is tweeting applause for $RAVE on Aster. I told you it's a strong market manipulator, right? Feels good. If there's a decent pullback, I'll buy more. I'm pretty sure there will be a buying opportunity on Binance Futures now. I'll post more secondary market updates on Binance Square, otherwise people will think I only know how to write articles 😂 {alpha}(560x97693439ea2f0ecdeb9135881e49f354656a911c)

No wonder the market was down this year! The results just came out that Japan's 2025 Kanji of the Year is "bear" (熊). Turns out it's all the Japanese's fault! 😂😂😂 Thankfully, there are only 18 days left in 2025. Let's hurry up and finish this bear market so we can get a bull market! 🐮

I'll just write something here for today. As I expected, the blockchain, especially BNBCHAIN, is seeing a surge in activity after BBW. There are already 3-4 memes being tested in the last couple of days. But Dubai is too far and difficult to get to, so I've spent some time experiencing Dubai life these past few days. It's much more lively than Australia, with non-stop entertainment from morning till night, I'm exhausted like a dog 🐶. Because I can't keep an eye on the blockchain all the time, I can only watch you guys make your fortunes for now. I'll sit back and chat with you guys properly when I get back to Australia in a couple of days. 😖😖😖

I've really made it big! I'm working on an airplane now! 🥳 The Kazakhstani Dilraba looks aloof but is actually very cute. We chatted for a short time, and she even mentioned her mixed heritage. When I told her she's a striking beauty, she blushed and smiled, revealing two dimples. After we got to know each other better, I made her a cocktail and said I shook it pretty well. She took a break and asked me to serve the Australian gentlemen. 😂😂😂 The A380 from this luxury airline is great! Not only is the business class much more spacious than other planes, but it also has a starry sky ceiling, bedding service, and even pajamas. The flight attendants are also very engaging and provide excellent emotional support. I need to earn some more money so I can stay in a first-class suite with a shower 🚿 next time! 😚😚 Thanks 🙏🏻 Binance @binancezh, I was hesitant before because of the 13-hour flight. If I'd known flying to Dubai was this comfortable, I should have gone two years ago. #BinanceBlockchainWeek

From now on, please call me the man who understands Hayes best! In just one day, he went from predicting $10 to predicting it would go to zero. This is the true Hayes style; never trust his trading signals. Mainly because $MON didn't even reach 0.05 before crashing. Damn it, I missed my short position at 0.05; the highest was 0.0494. Damn it!