My current life situation:
1. I take the subway, worth tens of millions, to work, punctually beat the dog (a euphemism for a dog), find the right angle, and keep up with what crazy thing Trump does today.
2. I smoke 20-yuan packs of Chunjing cigarettes, going through one pack every two days.
3. I can't get up in the morning and don't eat breakfast. For lunch, I order takeout from Meituan for 10 yuan.
4. When I get home in the evening, I usually cook two dishes, one instant noodle, and one fried egg. I occasionally order takeout.
5. My hair is still thick and not gray yet. I rarely go to the hair salon and never dye it.
6. In the summer, I wear short-sleeved shirts and pants costing less than 100 yuan each, and I only replace them when they expire.
7. I only wear slippers, a pair costing around 30 yuan.
8. I never socialize, never eat late-night snacks, and have a good personality.
9. Hobbies: Daydreaming and scrolling through Douyin (TikTok).
10. I earn about 10,000 yuan a day.