Two hours on Twitter, two days to cleanse my eyes... Is the crypto world truly dead?

Who understands the joy of drinking? 😂 I'm so awesome! Give myself a thumbs up every day in 2026! 👍 Off we go! Let's go drinking! My motto: Minor injuries won't keep me off the front lines! 🫡

Since I started working in OTC (over-the-counter) trading... I've seen all sorts of monsters and freaks... Turns out a few hundred dollars can buy a person's character. Turns out hundreds of thousands can make even family ties turn cold. Turns out the rich get richer. Turns out the poor get poorer.

January 1, 2026, 00:00 Two sentences to summarize 2025: Gained weight, smaller breasts; Lie down, lost money. Two sentences to hope for 2026: Lose weight, bigger breasts; Stand up straight, make money. P.S.: Wishing every retail investor in the crypto world makes money. (May all the big players get liquidated.)

The nightmare of 2025 is finally over… First half: Liquidation Second half: Begging Last day: Looking back, tears streaming down my face! #btc #eth #blockchain Scam!!!

My beat-up car got a puncture... Luckily it wasn't serious, and I managed to get to the repair shop. Otherwise, I would have been devastated if it had broken down on the road. By the way, how long will the patched tire last? Do I need to replace it? This is making our already tight budget even worse 🥺

Fishing is something you just keep getting more and more into! Like men cheating 🤭 Once you start, you do it again, then again, then again, and again. It's really getting more and more addictive… Tonight I feel so accomplished!

Okay~ I give up~ Finally, I clearly realize: The bull is gone~ The bear is here~ I never want to play #ETH again. I'll just wait patiently for #BTC to arrive and then dollar-cost average. Contracts are really no fun 😔

According to ME News on December 13th (UTC+8), data from Coinglass shows that funding rates on major CEXs and DEXs currently indicate a generally bearish market. Specific funding rates for major cryptocurrencies are shown in the attached chart. BlockBeats Note: Funding rates are fees set by cryptocurrency trading platforms to maintain balance between contract prices and the underlying asset prices, typically applicable to perpetual contracts. It is a mechanism for exchanging funds between long and short traders; the trading platform does not charge this fee, but uses it to adjust the cost or profit of traders holding contracts to keep the contract price close to the underlying asset price. A funding rate of 0.01% represents the base rate. A funding rate greater than 0.01% indicates a generally bullish market. A funding rate less than 0.005% indicates a generally bearish market. (Source: ME)

Swimming is so hard to learn for people who are afraid of water! I've had one-on-one lessons for so long, and I'm still only at the beginner level…😭 Does this count as having learned it? I'd like to ask you all for advice. Please point out any areas that need improvement.🤝