When Ethereum finally reaches $5,000 in 2089, this is my reaction.

I missed the candlestick charts showing a 15,000% increase in Penguin Coin and a 350% increase in Silver, but I caught the opportunity of two RAM sticks on my laptop rising by 120%.

No job Have job

These problems become especially apparent when you're facing living expenses, $3,200 in rent, debt, and accusations from baby boomers that you spend $4 on coffee every morning.

The AI company watched me sign student loan contracts and study hard, only to find that those jobs didn't even exist.

No girl in this world can break a cryptocurrency trader's heart; he's already numb to it. If you see a cryptocurrency trader crying for love, it's definitely artificial intelligence at work.

Too rich to work at McDonald's; too poor to ensure the family line continues.

By the way, she lost.

Michael Saylor purchased $100 million worth of Bitcoin this week. BlackRock ETF purchased $100 million worth of cryptocurrency. Tom Lee purchased $60 million worth of cryptocurrency. Naiive purchased $10 million worth of Bitcoin. Whales are gathering.

The average life expectancy is 76 years. Middle age is not 50, but 38.