The annual subsidy for having children is 3,600 yuan. As long as you have 5 children, you can buy an iPhone 17 pro max 2T version. Follow me and I will give you more financial advice.

Nightmares and wet dreams are all my face

Don't look there, challenge! Thanks to bc for the tennis skirt @bcgame

Oh… I'm so tired… When can I truly say goodbye to my family of origin? Every time they ask me for money, I can't bear it. Thinking about how they raised me from childhood, I hate myself as I transfer the money. But my childhood wasn't happy either. The memories I can recall now are of my father stabbing me with a knife and my mother holding him back, or my father staying home to gamble, or my mother being abused and me running to a neighbor's door and knocking for help. I hate them, and I hate myself.

Thanks, President Trump. I'm quitting. I bought Trump at 68u, sold at 35, and bought Trump's wife. I didn't buy WLF, but I bought in pre-market at 0.34. Just now, I was forced to quit. No other reason than I'm out of money.

It's so funny. Every day I wake up and see people saying they're rich and free but they don't get 200. Haha ...

Xiangzi discovered that participating in Bitget Onchain's August events yielded returns exceeding her expectations! By regularly participating in trading competitions and point challenges, group members have accumulated over 500 BGB this month. What surprised me most was how low the entry threshold is! The winning trading volume in the BSTR competition group members participated in was only 3,483 USDT. Most competitions have a threshold of around 10,000 USDT, with transaction costs typically between 25-50 USDT, yet the returns can reach over 100 BGB. The first place prize in the YZY competition was 200 BGB (approximately 940 USDT), and even ranking around 300th still netted 50 BGB. Meanwhile, @Bitget_zh onchain's tokens also performed exceptionally well in August, with SPARK up 3167%, SWIF up 1963%, and IN up 1545%. Catching a few of these would have been a bonanza. Currently, BG's pace of launching a new competition every 3-4 days seems ideal. Anyone willing to participate can grab a good deal.

Oh my god, does OKX even have a "Shield"? I just discovered OKX's C2C "Freeze Compensation" feature, and it's a boon for those withdrawing funds (not me 🤡 I usually go to the central office to withdraw funds—and lose everything). Let me briefly explain a few key points about this new feature: 100% compensation, the highest on the internet! No more worrying about losing your funds. Up to 30,000 USDT per transaction, a fantastic amount. Now, on OKX, just select merchants with the "Freeze Compensation" label to enjoy OKX's freeze compensation protection. I feel like this feature will be a game-changer for the entire C2C market! For those who frequently deposit and withdraw funds, there's no need to worry about account freezes anymore!

Can I have a super-invincible, fuck-you-next-door, spiraling narrative (I can understand it, and I'm incredibly FOMO) where I don't sell and just go straight to NMB10m. Then I fall asleep, and Musk goes on a crazy buy spree. Trump hangs CA outside the White House, and it's on the front page of Forbes. Then Musk carves it onto a rocket, and it soars into the sky. My wish is just that simple.

BTC Ecosystem, BTC Layer 2 It really feels like such a distant memory. Bitlayer actually launched its tge token today, and I've already lost a fortune buying a helmet. Sigh...