Tesla short positions are poised to hit record lows, while Tesla stock is on track to reach record highs. This is because it's widely known that self-driving taxis will soon be driverless, and the relevant software will be deployed to Tesla owners, activating the entire fleet of over 8 million Teslas.

To all car companies still relying on LiDAR in 2025—Waymo, Zoox, Cruise, and now Rivian—do you think this approach will solve autonomous driving on a large scale? You're on the wrong track. You were warned about this back at Tesla's Autopilot Day in 2019. But few listened… Fast forward to today, and it's clear that Tesla's AI vision is the right path. "LiDAR is futile. Anyone relying on LiDAR is doomed to fail. They are expensive sensors and completely unnecessary. It's like having a bunch of expensive appendixes. One appendix is bad enough, but you have a bunch. It's ridiculous. You'll see." —Elon Musk

This is what will happen when the market starts to realize that fully autonomous driving (FSD) is just around the corner: a driverless Tesla is spotted in Austin, and Waymo and Uber's market share vanishes overnight, completely taken over by Tesla—all through a simple software update. Honor to poor Fred. Honor to Gary Block. Honor to Tampon Tim. And to Joker Gordy. I think you guys really did us a huge favor. While you were still yelling, doubting, and stirring up emotions, you handed us Tesla stock ($TSLA) at a discount. Tesla has solved the autonomous driving problem.

I heard you're a Tesla short seller, and you say Tesla will never solve the self-driving problem.

This clown will soon prove him wrong with FSD v14. Elon may not always be on time, but he and the Tesla team always deliver on schedule. 🤡

The fleet will be woken up via an over-the-air software update.

I can't wait to hear what excuses the Tesla short sellers will come up with, especially after a Tesla self-driving taxi without security monitoring was spotted in Austin today. I can already imagine their explanations… “It’s a geofencing demonstration,” “It’s just remote-controlled,” “It can only be used on one street,” “It can’t be scaled,” “Regulatory authorities won’t allow it.” And it really happened, without a doubt! 🤣

I believe a Santa Claus rally for Tesla ($TSLA) is just around the corner.

@cb_doge The test is in progress, and there is no one inside the car.

Witnessed @MrColionNoir's first Cybertruck test drive with Tesla's Chief Designer Franz von Holzhausen (@woodhaus2)! I was there to witness Tesla's Franz von Holzhausen give Colion Noir his first Cybertruck test drive. Colion has driven all sorts of vehicles—modified pickups, high-performance SUVs, and more—but the Cybertruck completely captivated him. The exhilarating acceleration was unparalleled, the steer-by-wire and four-wheel steering systems were revolutionary, and the fully autonomous driving capabilities, the stunning sound system, and the overall robust and durable build quality… Just one test drive was enough to win him over. His initial skepticism quickly turned into "This is the future." If you still have doubts about the Cybertruck, this moment might change your mind. It's absolutely game-changing. What do you think? Would this test drive experience appeal to you? @elonmusk @cybertruck @tesla @tesla_na