If I told you I'm shorting $RIVER and hoping it drops to zero, wouldn't all you speculators go long so I can cash out, because I'm the Jim Cramer of the cryptocurrency world?

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We are excited to announce that Arthur Hayes, co-founder of Bitmex and CIO of Maelstrom, will be a speaker at the 2026 Bitcoin Conference 🔥 “As the Federal Reserve’s balance sheet grows, the price of Bitcoin will also surge” 🚀

It's all the snow aliens' fault!

Oh no... the bear ate my paddle.

Will Federal Reserve Chairman Warsh really stop printing money? He voted for the first and second rounds of quantitative easing while serving as governor, only publicly opposing them after leaving the Fed, when it was no longer relevant. The Fed prints money because tightening policies would lead to systemic collapse. Warsh will continue printing money; just wait and see!

Over the past few weeks, dollar liquidity has decreased by approximately $300 billion, primarily due to a $200 billion increase in TGA (government) liquidity. Governments may be increasing their cash reserves in preparation for a potential shutdown. Given the decline in dollar liquidity, the drop in Bitcoin's price is not surprising.

When someone asked me for my opinion on the market, this is how I answered.

"Woomph" is my theoretical article about the Federal Reserve potentially manipulating the yen and Japanese government bond markets by printing money. If it really is a printing press, then let it roar on!

What should I do if $RIVER reaches $100 by the beginning of next week?