In the 1990s, I took my girlfriend to a @wizards_magic tournament. She walked into the room, packed with 500 men, asked, "What's that smell?", and then turned and left with the fastest speed I'd ever seen. Of course, it was the smell of Magic: The Gathering's glory, which is why no woman has ever won a pro circuit.

When you work for a corporation and are the public face of the company, you don't have free speech. If you work at Disneyland in a Mickey Mouse costume, you can't say whatever you want based on "free speech" and still keep your job.

When dealing with stray animals who cannot assume moral responsibility for their actions, we generally have five avenues for addressing antisocial behavior in civilized society: 1. Custody 2. Institutionalization 3. Exile 4. Release into the wild 5. Euthanasia

Happy 10th anniversary, @ethereum!

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Dude, screw you. You're fired.

It's extremely insidious because it's like 95% accurate, but it's actually only accurate the other 5%, and then repeatedly tricks you by pretending to fix the problem when it actually didn't. It's very hard to detect. Don't rely on it for anything important.

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Come back to World of Warcraft 20 years later. It looks like the females have been replaced with Body 2, which from what I can tell is "ugly with tits".