💥 My Revolutionary Trading Strategy 💥
(Spoiler: It was a disaster 😂)
Step 1: Buy high because the fear of missing out (FOMO) is real 🚀
Step 2: Watch it drop like it’s trying to find Atlantis 🌊
Step 3: Panic sell at bottom 😭
Step 4: Blame the market, whales, and maybe the moon cycle 🌕🔮
Step 5: Repeat 🔁 Because it’s clear… I learned nothing 😅
It’s like killing a dragon with a toothpick 🐉🪵
But hey, at least I have memes to deal with.
Leave your “expert” strategy below. Let’s laugh and cry together! 😂👇
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