The show begins! Trump takes the microphone, half shouting "Savior!" and half "Doomsday Clock!"—he's practically schizophrenic. Trump's inner monologue: See? The world's in an uproar the moment I'm back!
My inner monologue: Screw digital immortality! How much will oil prices rise tomorrow? Should I reduce my positions? Will digital gold rise after I sell? I just want to live peacefully!
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