In your family:
Grandma who bought gold won; Dad who traded stocks won; Mom who liked buying silver won; even your brother who loved playing computer games won; only you lost because you played cryptocurrency.
In my family:
Grandma didn't buy gold; Dad doesn't trade stocks; Mom doesn't buy silver; I'm an only child, and I don't have a brother who loves playing computer games; yet I played cryptocurrency. I'm even worse off; my whole family lost.