[Ding! Detected that the host has completed a hidden mission, the Counterattack System is binding...] "? This lazy bum has been lying in the provincial museum for a thousand years, suffered in the crypto world for a year, and finally, my golden finger has arrived!" [System Notification] Avatar forcibly changed: Millennial Lazy Bum → A Bao Laba Festival has passed, the New Year begins, officially launching the "Pump and Roll" surge mode. "System, give me a straight answer, what is my fate?" [Ultimate Goal: Achieve the rank of "Boss Bao"] Millennial Lazy Bum? No. 2026, I am the chosen one, call me "Boss Bao"