"Belly Roll to Clear the Nose" For a stuffy nose, use Thai nasal spray. While playing games, I stumbled upon the fact that I could precisely control my belly to clear the nose. My wife wanted to record it and post it on TikTok so I could become an internet celebrity. I refused... But I wonder, in a parallel universe, perhaps that version of me would agree, and thus become an internet celebrity. I'll be on the Spring Festival Gala, performing for 1.4 billion people—Belly Roll to Clear the Nose. —A modern poem by Ao Ge, September 9th