🚨🇺🇸 Pennsylvania Hot Dog Wars Halt Traffic
A truck crashed onto Interstate 83, sending 1,000 pounds of frozen sausages exploding on the highway and shutting down all lanes.
Commuters were stranded in a "meat blockade" as firefighters scrambled to clear the sausages like they were in Oscar Mayer's "The Hunger Games."
A fire chief admitted, "Hot dogs are slippery."
Americans, we are woefully unprepared for a lunch meat emergency.
This is what happens when German sausages meet brake failure.
Source: BBC News/WHP/Fox News