How I survived my first “rug pull” (and somehow didn’t cry in public) I still remember it like a bad breakup 💔 I found what I thought was the next $PEPE. The chart was greener than my ex could ever imagine. The community went wild “Fly to the moon!!” 🚀 And the developer? “Doxxed” – avatar: a Shiba Inu wearing Gucci sunglasses. It made sense. I fell in love 🥰 And then… BOOM 💣 Liquidity? Faster than I thought. Telegram? Deleted like a dream. The developer? “Hurry up, Bali!” – Yeah, never came back. Probably laughed at me over coconut water. I called my mom. She said, “This is what you get for not buying real chicken.” I still don’t understand what she meant. But it hurts🥺 A Rug Pull Survival Guide (aka how to avoid getting screwed again): DYOR is more than a slogan for crypto bros - it's your seatbelt. If it goes up 100x in an hour, don't be a fool to buy it at 101x. If the dev says "trust me, bro" - block, report, and run. Never invest money you need to eat. Ramen diets are not optimistic. They're just sad. Seriously... Don't fall in love with the chart. It won't text you back or say "gm". Crypto is crazy, folks. Stay safe, stay weird, and for the love of Satoshi - stop being rough😋 #crypto #Rugpull #dyor #Binance #MEME $SHIB {spot}(SHIBUSDT) $PEPE {spot}(PEPEUSDT)